'Tis I, Gaby. 1 score PLUS ONE YEAR in age. I spend half the time raving about things I love and the other half apologizing for talking too much.

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Another TMI Tuesday

geekyjew:

I’m feeling generous and overshare-y.  I can always delete posts after I answer…

OH HEY WHATUP IT IS I THE FINALS FAIRY I WILL GET YOU THROUGH FINALS WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC

I WILL GIVE YOU LOLLIPOPS FOR SUGAR AND HOPE

I WILL LIGHTSABER A BITCH FOR YOU YOU SHALL PREVAIL

AND WORST CASE SCENARIO WE CAN BOTH HIDE FROM OUR RESPONSIBILITIES

YOU ARE WELCOME

OH HEY WHATUP IT IS I THE FINALS FAIRY I WILL GET YOU THROUGH FINALS WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC

I WILL GIVE YOU LOLLIPOPS FOR SUGAR AND HOPE

I WILL LIGHTSABER A BITCH FOR YOU YOU SHALL PREVAIL

AND WORST CASE SCENARIO WE CAN BOTH HIDE FROM OUR RESPONSIBILITIES

YOU ARE WELCOME

thearcanetheory:

biggadjeworld:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

But, many troops and citizens did know. They knew and they did absolutely nothing.. The world knew. The world published the atrocities in the back pages of their newspapers.Forty to fifty million dead bodies later, they did something. It took forty to fifty million dead bodies until someone did a god damned thing.You’re kidding yourself if you believe that people really had no idea; that they didn’t witness the years of hate leading up to genocide. Stop giving humanity to the people who stood back and watched my family die.

Have you ever been to Auschwitz, j-wolf-harding? I have. It is surrounded by the city. It is not somewhere off in the forest where no one can see. People take walks outside its walls like it’s nothing because it’s right there. It was literally impossible not to know. Treblinka, fine, Treblinka was out in the woods, but that was more an exception than the rule. Moreover, Jewish and Rromani neighborhoods were fully within the cities as well. Even if you didn’t know the full extent of the camps, you knew about the round-ups, the apartheid, the killing pits - and most knew about the camps, soldiers and citizens like.
They just didn’t care.
The full brutality of the Holocaust becomes apparent when you realize that it happened with everyone’s knowledge.

thearcanetheory:

biggadjeworld:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

But, many troops and citizens did know. 
They knew and they did absolutely nothing.. 

The world knew. 
The world published the atrocities in the back pages of their newspapers.
Forty to fifty million dead bodies later, they did something. 
It took forty to fifty million dead bodies until someone did a god damned thing.

You’re kidding yourself if you believe that people really had no idea; that they didn’t witness the years of hate leading up to genocide. 

Stop giving humanity to the people who stood back and watched my family die.

Have you ever been to Auschwitz, j-wolf-harding? I have. It is surrounded by the city. It is not somewhere off in the forest where no one can see. People take walks outside its walls like it’s nothing because it’s right there. It was literally impossible not to know. Treblinka, fine, Treblinka was out in the woods, but that was more an exception than the rule. Moreover, Jewish and Rromani neighborhoods were fully within the cities as well. Even if you didn’t know the full extent of the camps, you knew about the round-ups, the apartheid, the killing pits - and most knew about the camps, soldiers and citizens like.

They just didn’t care.

The full brutality of the Holocaust becomes apparent when you realize that it happened with everyone’s knowledge.

Anonymous asked
Do you think Johnny Galecki has a big penis?

Well I missed this ask… Well, if we make a bell curve of penis size, and have a middle third, an upper third, and a lower third, the odds are equal of being in each section. So I’m going to go with the 1-in-3 chance and say yes.

Tony, when you come, use the back door.

Maria, West Side Story.


Giggity.

geekyjew:

I may or may not be sitting under my bed and listening to Annie.
Don’t judge me.  There’s no need, I already judge myself.

I am reblogging this because I am doing it again.

geekyjew:

I may or may not be sitting under my bed and listening to Annie.

Don’t judge me.  There’s no need, I already judge myself.

I am reblogging this because I am doing it again.

iyellitfromtherooftops:

oscurovolpe:

onimajutsu:

rubato:

archgayngel:

kristen-guin:

matthew0440:

verybesttotallywrong:

vampiricangel:

‘I never knew if my friends had been bribed to give me over, or just frightened off.’
guys plz…

“They exchange poetic vows and then have a great outdoor feast accompanied by beer, wine, singing, and dancing.”
my sex life, ladies & gents

“The hand had not emerged from the rug.”

“Although there’s no hard-and-fast rule for what this ratio should be, it seems too low for the Cases.” - My Personal Finance book. 
…Ok.

“оттуда идите направо, потом налево, потом опять налево.”
[“From there go right, then left, then left again.”]
Thanks for the sound advice, Russian language book! I’m not sure I would’ve figured out the mechanics otherwise.

“(Contrast sugar, the use of which proceeds in an unclocked, continuous flow; it may go bad, but it does not go out of date.)” —Benedict Anderson, Imagined Communities
omfg

After the sun sets and twilight deepens, the effects of flame-based light become more noticable - James Gurney, Color and Light
uhhhhh

Pull the rope on the other side to match.- Two Knotty Boys: Showing You the Ropes

“It is enormously over-developed.” -Lady Chatterly’s Lover
;)

“But once the relationship is secured, many men tend to scale back those seductive words and lingering, relaxing caresses, or drop them altogether.” - (OK, it’s kinda cheating the book is Vagina by Naomi Wolf but it was right next to me)

iyellitfromtherooftops:

oscurovolpe:

onimajutsu:

rubato:

archgayngel:

kristen-guin:

matthew0440:

verybesttotallywrong:

vampiricangel:

‘I never knew if my friends had been bribed to give me over, or just frightened off.’

guys plz…

“They exchange poetic vows and then have a great outdoor feast accompanied by beer, wine, singing, and dancing.”

my sex life, ladies & gents

“The hand had not emerged from the rug.”

“Although there’s no hard-and-fast rule for what this ratio should be, it seems too low for the Cases.” - My Personal Finance book. 

…Ok.

“оттуда идите направо, потом налево, потом опять налево.”

[“From there go right, then left, then left again.”]

Thanks for the sound advice, Russian language book! I’m not sure I would’ve figured out the mechanics otherwise.

“(Contrast sugar, the use of which proceeds in an unclocked, continuous flow; it may go bad, but it does not go out of date.)” —Benedict Anderson, Imagined Communities

omfg

After the sun sets and twilight deepens, the effects of flame-based light become more noticable - James Gurney, Color and Light

uhhhhh

Pull the rope on the other side to match.- Two Knotty Boys: Showing You the Ropes

“It is enormously over-developed.” -Lady Chatterly’s Lover

;)

“But once the relationship is secured, many men tend to scale back those seductive words and lingering, relaxing caresses, or drop them altogether.” - (OK, it’s kinda cheating the book is Vagina by Naomi Wolf but it was right next to me)

Anonymous asked
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, has your mummy said you're a miracle or an angel sent down from the sky? Though being a soldier and shooting me in the face would be acceptable as well.

My mummy says I’m a precious barrelina.  She has never seen a prettier barrelina.  She says if I’m keen, I have to cut down on the cream, But I’m a barrelina, SO GIVE ME MORE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idonthaveasociallife asked
um, do you not have a penis?

For my unenlightened followers, this is a rhetorical question (since it’s TMI Tuesday, no, I don’t), but my friend here is referring to a story where I was in math class in High School and we were learning about limits so I quoted Mean Girls and no one laughed and a boy asked me “Um, do you not have a brain?” and I was so angry I responded with the above quote and got kicked out of class.

Jesus, these questions make me look like some sort of Manic Pixie Dream girl.