'Tis I, Gaby. 1 score and 3 years in age. I spend half the time raving about things I love and the other half apologizing for talking too much.

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Yesterday I finally experienced the unique pleasure of seeing a mother’s face as she fully realizes that the person her son chose is a Nice Jewish Girl.

I got a Magen David nose stud am I the punkest Jew or the Jewiest punk who knows it’s rad as heck.

I got a Magen David nose stud am I the punkest Jew or the Jewiest punk who knows it’s rad as heck.

So the Google go-to image that comes up when you ask about Romani people is some kind of sexy Halloween costume.

So the Google go-to image that comes up when you ask about Romani people is some kind of sexy Halloween costume.

If you had 90 seconds to select as many things as you wanted on Amazon, and get everything in your shopping cart at the end of that time for free, what would you go for first?

Highlights of Patrick Stickles Being Adorable at Last Night’s Titus Andronicus Concert

  • Being seen pacing around nervously before the show began.
  • A speech about having “control over our bodies” while being respectful of others at the show: “This is an autonomous zone… We should feel more safe here than we do out in the street.”
  • "Don’t look for my approval.  I do not approve" (in response to a fan  approaching him after crowd surfing up to the stage in violation of the rules).
  • Constantly referring to how old he is, and how it’s getting more difficult to rock the way he used to.
  • Thanking his mother, apparently in the audience: “I love you Ma-Ma.”
  • "Smoke marijuana.  Smoke marijuana forever!"
  • "You hipsters don’t even know who Brad Paisley is."
  • Covering “Closing Time” as his “final song” (it was not).
  • Ending the concert by slowly taking the time to change shirts, pack up his things, put on his backpack, and then suddenly thank us and telling us good night into the mic.
Um, so today I think I bought an unopened, promotional copy of Lysandre for 33 cents that was originally meant for Alan Light? Woahhhh.

Um, so today I think I bought an unopened, promotional copy of Lysandre for 33 cents that was originally meant for Alan Light? Woahhhh.

If you were a Tumblr post, I’d reblog you.

Me to my boyfriend

Come with me

And you’ll be

In a world of

I was a drunk mess with weekend but I woke up the next morning with a really nice scrunchie in my hair so I hope that whoever bestowed it upon my inebriated form gets an a big fat check from the 1st National Bank of Karma.

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When I find myself in times of trouble
Leslie Uggams comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom

wtfrjk:

I bought this now where do I hang it, Gaby? Kitchen for when your parents come to visit, or bathroom for when my parents come to visit? I haven’t figured it out yet. 
Thanks to the artist for understanding me. Seriously. I didn’t even commission this.
(Find her at milkdoggie.tumblr.com. And she does commission.) 

The front door.  Where our neighbors can see it.

wtfrjk:

I bought this now where do I hang it, Gaby? Kitchen for when your parents come to visit, or bathroom for when my parents come to visit? I haven’t figured it out yet. 

Thanks to the artist for understanding me. Seriously. I didn’t even commission this.

(Find her at milkdoggie.tumblr.com. And she does commission.) 

The front door.  Where our neighbors can see it.