'Tis I, Gaby. 1 score PLUS ONE YEAR in age. I spend half the time raving about things I love and the other half apologizing for talking too much.
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Well I missed this ask… Well, if we make a bell curve of penis size, and have a middle third, an upper third, and a lower third, the odds are equal of being in each section. So I’m going to go with the 1-in-3 chance and say yes.
Maria, West Side Story.
My mummy says I’m a precious barrelina. She has never seen a prettier barrelina. She says if I’m keen, I have to cut down on the cream, But I’m a barrelina, SO GIVE ME MORE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For my unenlightened followers, this is a rhetorical question (since it’s TMI Tuesday, no, I don’t), but my friend here is referring to a story where I was in math class in High School and we were learning about limits so I quoted Mean Girls and no one laughed and a boy asked me “Um, do you not have a brain?” and I was so angry I responded with the above quote and got kicked out of class.
Jesus, these questions make me look like some sort of Manic Pixie Dream girl.